Wednesday 9 September 2009

Uninspired

Few realisations of the past few weeks in no particular order:

When you go out in the rain, expect to get wet.

When in pain, it's best not to travel.

Freebies attract cheapies and vice-versa.

No one really understands.

May be it's easier to lose weight, hormonal imbalances and a non-existant immune system notwithstanding, than it is to teach people basic manners. Especially the cheap twits.

A good facial lasts over a month.

Yes, they will never tell you that you look good. And if they do, they act surprised.

Mom always knows best. Especially when you are wrong.

Sex drive can return for the most unexpected songs.

You can be full of miss and pain and still have a good time.

Work is usually good when you've been away from it for long.

Even erstwhile randy Malyalee men can act non-horny and behave decently.

You can really miss the sun.

5 comments:

Basically Blah said...

The only thing more randy than a Malayalee man is a male dachshund!! (Gah!! I learned that this week, btw)

Bhumika's Boudoir said...

I'd heard about that, yes. Some things you just don't want proven, no?

Oh and I was actually disappointed. I'm still trying to figure out what that makes me! :)

Eveline said...

Going on a date with a freebie lover and an unmannered hobo would be far more morally reprehensible than stealing a car if you ask me...

I was smiling until 'Mom knows best'. Then I was laughing my ass off :)
Good grief, I like you.

Marvin Grey said...

Some of your advices come at the right time.

Thinking of my first facial. I have been thinking of trying it. Lots of guys do this nowadays. I did not know it lasted for a month. :)

Bhumika's Boudoir said...

LOL, Marvin, only a good facial does. I'm glad you are going for one. It's supposed to be relaxing. I usually get restless but I like the effect so yes, I religiously go for one every couple of months.

Eveline, I will not talk about morality. I simply do not qualify. Like is mutual.